10. Flip on CNN to see Headline: Bad Luck Pot Luck! And there’s photo of Central Church
9. You overhear someone say: “Beef’s great, but squirrel is so much cheaper.”
8. The college students misunderstand the meaning of “pot” luck.
7. Even Joey Chestnut (the guy that ate 59 hot dogs in 12 minutes) passes on staying for dinner.
6. Someone in line says, “I got the recipe from watching Fear Factor.”
5. Following the afternoon Pot-Luck, the Sunday @ Six Service is held at the Shawnee Mission Medical Center’s Emergency Room
4. The devil brought the devilled eggs.
3. The condiments provided by the church include: salt, pepper, Zantac, Rolaids and Tums.
2. Instead of saying grace, Pastor Rob prays for mercy.
1. Three words: Hairy Potato Salad
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I hope the pot-luck dinner was better than described. I usually enjoy pot-lucks. I am single and I generally try to find out who made a particularly good dish. Then, if they are single I will ask that lady to marry me.
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