Top Ten Signs its a Really Hot Day in Kansas City

10. The line at Sheridan’s Ice Cream in Olathe goes from Mur-len to the Liberty Memorial
9. Zarda’s have been barbequing meat all day, and haven’t had to turn on their grills.
8. The Royals are selling seats in the Fountains at Kaufmann Stadium as “Premium Steam Room Seating”
7. Even the Winston Churchill statue on the Plaza is drinking a Slurpee
6. There are more people in the wave pool at Oceans of Fun than fish in the ocean
5. Patrons are drinking Jose Pepper’s Hot sauce to cool down.
4. Even the ugly girls in town are “Hot”
3. The T-Bones are sizzling even when they aren’t play base ball.
2. Gary Lezak does his weather report in a Speedo
1. No one has complained that the sanctuary is too cold