Sunday, June 03, 2007

Top Ten Announcements You WON'T Hear at Central

10. Please no more volunteers. We have all the Sunday School teachers, nursery workers and youth sponsors that we need!

9. Leave your cell phone on, we like to hear ring tones during the sermon.

8. Please enjoy our choir’s rendition “In da Club” by 50 Cent.

7. The Food Pantry is full. Keep your can goods at home.

6. When passing the Friendship registers please include bank account, social security and major credit card numbers. (Just in case we need them).

5. Next Week’s guest speaker: General Superintendent Rosie O’Donnell

4. There will be no offering today; we’ve got plenty of money.

3. Prime Timers meeting on Tuesday at the Isle of Capri Casino

2. New Wednesday Night Elective: Bingo!

1. On Tuesday Night the ladies are invited to a Baby Shower for Karla Prince

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Oh!! I must have missed the party for Karla. I will bring a baby gift for her this Sunday. Do you know whether it's a boy or a girl?