Sunday, June 17, 2007

TOP TEN THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR DAD SAY

10. Power tools? I don’t need anymore power tools.

9. Here, you hold the remote for a while

8. Hey, honey, can I do the dishes tonight? Please?

7. Ok, girls, just keep talking the ballgame will be over in a few minutes.

6. Now that you're 16, feel free to take the car anytime!

5. But honey, I don’t want to go to the hardware store!

4. Let's watch the Lifetime Channel tonight!

3. Does this outfit make me look fat?

2. Boy, that George Clooney is a fantastic actor!

1. Hey honey, let's pull over so I can ask for directions!

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